chancellor-valdez:

She’s bi. She’s overly sensitive. She’s a big dummy. She can’t drive. She’s me!

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c-cassandra:
“Binge watching Bob Ross every night.
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c-cassandra:

Binge watching Bob Ross every night.

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woolfpuppy:
“ sheepkind:
“ viralthings:
“The woman I’m planning to marry showed me this pebble that looks like a guitar pick and with an entirely straight face said “it’s for rock music.” ”
marry her faster
”
don’t take her for granite
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woolfpuppy:

sheepkind:

viralthings:

The woman I’m planning to marry showed me this pebble that looks like a guitar pick and with an entirely straight face said “it’s for rock music.”

marry her faster

don’t take her for granite

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anarchyongallifrey:

russianpropaganda:

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexuals, or want all racists dead

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual, or and want all racists dead

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jumpingjacktrash:

chowmanderr:

noelfshr:

noelfshr:

 this couple is the cutest couple i’ve ever seen on house hunters i’m yelling 

it got better 

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all they wanted was a spacious home for their future kids, a big window to put their xmas tree and a staircase they could take prom pics on w/ their future kids??? and they got that!!!  i’m so happy for them

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THEY GOT THEIR BABBBBBYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

awww this makes me smile

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wereralph:

orcoftheday:

today’s orc of the day is: You

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